can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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