I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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