awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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