office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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