How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.