don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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