Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..