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Sponge bath it is.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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