That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.