and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
