Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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