I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
sex in a hospital.. check
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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