I heard we made out
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize