You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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