This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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