shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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