Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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