But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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