party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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