Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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