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You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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