Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
