i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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