Welp...herpes.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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