Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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