She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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