So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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