Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I need water and some morals
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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