Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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