oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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