Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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