i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
you never un-have a 4some
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
