Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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