How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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