I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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