the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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