just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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