wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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