I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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