Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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