we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He has the fingertips of a God
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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