He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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