I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
only if we run a train.
done.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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