this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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