I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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