Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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