I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.