I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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