omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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