I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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