when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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