How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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