I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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