is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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