Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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