wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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