So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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