Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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